Random Qustion! Coolest Question ever!?

If you and your cousin Jeff were stuck on a deserted island in the Gulf of MExico with only two potatoes and some soy milk to eat. And Jeff ate it all. Would you eat Jeff, kill him, or drink salt water. You can't fish because there are too many sharks in the water. No help will come becuse the World War 3 has started and Russia invaded the U.S. After that happens, a Russian helicopter comes. Would you hjack it, help it take over America, kill it, or be stupid and say is that a MExican helicopter? Then when you are doing that Jeff becomes a mutant like those in I am Legand because Cuba devolped a cure for cancer and tries to eat you. If you ate Jeff then the Helicopter pilot does this. Would you eat him, kill him, or feed him to the sharks? Crazyest answer gets ten points.